Apparently, by tending bar.
Not giving every man, woman and child enough guns and ammo to supply an infantry platoon probably helps.
And remember: If a spider tries to eat you, kick it in the shins (your foot will never reach its balls) and run away.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/27/maga ... v=top-news
How does anyone survive in Australia?
Have a look at Goroke on gogle street view. You can taste the dust!
Ahh, that was a fun thread back at the old place. Here's something Ricky Gervais just shared about Australia:
- Australia in a picture.
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Tim Halligan
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An analogue brain in a digital world.
It'd a dingo eat shark world, to the entertainment of an Australian road rope.
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John Eppstein
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Snakes screwing?
Originally Posted by Bob Ohlsson
Everything is some mixture of awesome and suck. We simply want the awesome to be highlighted sufficiently that it distracts listeners from the suck.
*Hey, if I'm Grumpy, where the hell is Snow White???? *
Everything is some mixture of awesome and suck. We simply want the awesome to be highlighted sufficiently that it distracts listeners from the suck.
*Hey, if I'm Grumpy, where the hell is Snow White???? *
they need a solution to their carotenoid crisis
It's safe to feed them, as long as you never stop.
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking.
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking
and wombats clear-fell the Mountain Ash...
and wombats clear-fell the Mountain Ash...
Did I stumble across an Oz song that every 6 year old is forced to sing in class?
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking
and wombats clear-fell the Mountain Ash...
You may think that I am only joking
But drop bears will take your tourist cash
It's the old version of our National Anthem.
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John Eppstein
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Speaking of drop bears, has anyone heard from Slippy recently?
Originally Posted by Bob Ohlsson
Everything is some mixture of awesome and suck. We simply want the awesome to be highlighted sufficiently that it distracts listeners from the suck.
*Hey, if I'm Grumpy, where the hell is Snow White???? *
Everything is some mixture of awesome and suck. We simply want the awesome to be highlighted sufficiently that it distracts listeners from the suck.
*Hey, if I'm Grumpy, where the hell is Snow White???? *
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Tim Halligan
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Yep.
He's happily ensconced in the Apple Isle.
Cheers,
Tim
He's happily ensconced in the Apple Isle.
Cheers,
Tim
An analogue brain in a digital world.
"happily"?
Sure it's Tim?
Sure it's Tim?
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Tim Halligan
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He's happy.
The island...not so sure.
Cheers,
Tim
The island...not so sure.
Cheers,
Tim
An analogue brain in a digital world.
There's a weird odour coming from that direction. Smells like roasted endangered species.
I hear he's working on that whole Koala Chlamydia thing...
In a white wine sauce?
Those QLD fuckers are stupid. Everyone knows that you test the water with a backpacker first.
Went for a drive down the Bass Hwy, and stumbled upon this ancestral home
Ah, yes, the old band.
nobby wrote: ↑July 22nd, 2018, 4:41 pm You lot are SO busted...
http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2018/05/ ... e-who.htmlAccording to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE
So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
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